Good Luck In Texas!

Mariano models his sister's pink cowboy hat with his orange and yellow Halloween-themed union suit. Naw, neighborhood kids won't give him a hard time.

World's Least Scary Vampire

Well, he certainly does suck.

Halloween Pre-Party

Olivia the Puppy spends time bounding around at a gymnasium pre-Halloween party. Dad takes pictures, watches out for a lurking Bela Karolyi.

Sneaky Rabbit

While everyone's distracted by a Mariano-generated disturbance at the Moon Bounce, Olivia attempts to boost a bunny from the petting zoo at her school's field day.

Unified Front

Olivia now has backup when she resists getting out of bed in the morning.

Grandad and Mariano

Olivia and Mariano

You wouldn't believe how good the joke I told was.

$10,000 Pyramid

Grandad has 20 seconds to try to name as many nicknames for Mariano as he can.

Hurricane Cleanup, I

I asked Olivia to help with standing water to avoid flooding.

Hurricane Cleanup, II

Olivia takes a break.

Hurricane Cleanup, III

Olivia surveys the damage.

Buckeyes Win!

Mariano celebrates the victory over Purdue in his leisurely way, but asks, "Why didn't the Bucks run up the score?"